In today’s sex education or more specifically the Middlesex-London Health Unit (or MLHU for short) of London in Ontario, has taken it upon themselves to find a fresh and new way to reach today’s youth though a flash-based web game called, none other than, Adventures in Sex City!!!!. The game teaches kids about the dangers of STDs with a plucky cast of heroes also known as “The Sex Squad.”

• Captain Condom: he was a scientist that work day and night to create the perfect condom and just like a good scientist his lab exploded turning him you guessed it a half man half condom combo. Powers: he stretches to any size like a condom, when used correctly is 98% effective.
• Power PAP: she is sexually active and always gets tested but one day she got something but don’t worry kids she was treated and now she gets even more test done like PAP test. Powers: she uses x-ray vision to spot infections.
• Willy the Kid:  got bullied in school because of his height which is no more than 4feet,because of this he has become sensitive to others that are different he joined up to so size doesn’t matter. Power: massive rock hard strength.
• Wonder Vag: she is a virgin believes in true love and abstinence until the big wedding day. Powers: Human Lie Detector

Yes, my fellow gamers these are your heroes that will take the vile villain The Sperminator ha ha ha ha oh sorry, anyway his arm is literally penis arms and he loves the spread STDs around. After you have chosen your hero you will face the Spermiator and be asked a series of STD and sex related questions. Answer wrong and you get sprayed with the sperminator attack - his only attack - and get hit with sperm shooting from his hands. If you are right in answering the questions your protection comes up, blocks and repels his attack back at him.

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And to play the game check out Healthunit.com

That’s right my fellow gamers, the flagship game from Square Enix will be coming to the XBOX 360. If you didn’t know this already then you have been living under a rock. So without further delay here are the bullet points.

• $399 with a 250 GB Hard Drive
• Two controllers (I’m assuming they are wireless)
• The standard edition copy of the game
• Exclusive avatar downloads (No not from the avatar movie don’t get it confused)

Separately for the die-hard fans out there to spend a lil’ more extra cash, there will be in limited amount faceplates created by designer Tetsuya Nomura. So get in line, stalk your local neighborhood game dealer on March 9^th.

The web site goes on to let you know what you will be getting with the game if you buy it which also claims it will get you off the couch and into the action, you will be getting the Wireless Cross controller and as an add on the Kneeler Accessory. The game development company that's making this game is called Prayer Works Interactive stating the company was created in Boston 2007 and also saying "We believe there is a lack of quality games based upon traditional family values. Our mission is to fill that void by creating engaging, top-quality games that entertain, inspire and bring families closer to the Lord".

Lance's Opinion:

Ok let me start off by saying this has to be fake it I don't believe for one moment that the Catholic Church would condone a game like this let alone Nintendo would be on board approving this game for it's console. There are to many holes in this web site, one it says you can pre order the game on the 20th which is in a few days but there is no price mention or where you can go and get this game not only that on further investigation this so call company doesn't seem to exist on top of that when I did a domain look up for the site they list the owner as hidden.

So if this is a Hoax then it's on elaborate one.

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Well one thing I can say he’s not wrong about that , if natal really comes to bare in the real world I think it will interesting as to see what type of penetration it will make into our living rooms, seen that this device will in a sense make you into the controller.

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To the say the least, I myself was very taken by this game and played it for hours on end until my PS2 burned out -- ok I’m getting side tracked here.

The last release of this game was about 6 years ago and that was part 2 of the series, but it seems there may be a light at the end of the tunnel for this series. Hideo Kojima said recently in a Playstation video blog that they are considering making the 3^rd part of the series; “I cannot make a promise about time however, I can promise a sequel.”

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Not much else to say really but bring out Lance’s Opinion!

Lance’s Opinion:

Ok let me translate this… Yeah this just means that Microsoft just doesn’t like to play nice with others. It’s funny seeing that the 360 was (and is) about community and now they are breaking compatibility with 3^rd party venders’ accessories. So in my opinion, you can go and buy the overpriced memory units - that’s not to say that the 3^rd party venders are even cheaper (because most of them aren’t) but at least you had an option. But on the other hand I can see where Microsoft is heading with this idea more or less, they are taking a page of Apple’s “Book of Greatness” they want to ensure a good user experience with their products. So breaking compatibility may upset some but in the long run they know that when users buy one of their accessories it’s more than likely going to work and work the way it’s supposed to. That being said, just because 3^rd party memory units won’t work right now I believe it’s just that they haven’t been approved yet. Who knows, maybe later on down the road something will work and you will be able to hack, steal and transfer all you want again but then again maybe not.

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