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Sunday
Feb142010

Adventures in Sex City!

Let me start out by saying when I was in high school, or hell even middle school, the sex ed. programs were more or less boring and let’s face it most of the stuff these school tried to teach us we already knew about or have had happen to yourself or someone you knew.

In today’s sex education or more specifically the Middlesex-London Health Unit (or MLHU for short) of London in Ontario, has taken it upon themselves to find a fresh and new way to reach today’s youth though a flash-based web game called, none other than, Adventures in Sex City!!!!. The game teaches kids about the dangers of STDs with a plucky cast of heroes also known as “The Sex Squad.”

  • Captain Condom: he was a scientist that work day and night to create the perfect condom and just like a good scientist his lab exploded turning him you guessed it a half man half condom combo. Powers: he stretches to any size like a condom, when used correctly is 98% effective.
  • Power PAP: she is sexually active and always gets tested but one day she got something but don’t worry kids she was treated and now she gets even more test done like PAP test. Powers: she uses x-ray vision to spot infections.
  • Willy the Kid:  got bullied in school because of his height which is no more than 4feet,because of this he has become sensitive to others that are different he joined up to so size doesn’t matter. Power: massive rock hard strength.
  • Wonder Vag: she is a virgin believes in true love and abstinence until the big wedding day. Powers: Human Lie Detector

 

Yes, my fellow gamers these are your heroes that will take the vile villain The Sperminator ha ha ha ha oh sorry, anyway his arm is literally penis arms and he loves the spread STDs around. After you have chosen your hero you will face the Spermiator and be asked a series of STD and sex related questions. Answer wrong and you get sprayed with the sperminator attack - his only attack - and get hit with sperm shooting from his hands. If you are right in answering the questions your protection comes up, blocks and repels his attack back at him.

To Read more check out GamePolitics.com

And to play the game check out Healthunit.com

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