New Xbox 360 Slime Arcade $200!

Microsoft announced today it’s new Arcade replacement. The arcade version of the Xbox 360 Slim is shipping on August 3rd. The damage is a mere $199.99 which includes a 4GB flash memory, matte finish and built-in wireless N. Also announced is the Kinect for $149.99 with Kinect Adventures slated for this November. I know you’re probably already happy with that but wait there’s more! This holiday season you will be able to buy it as bundle for $299.99 which includes the Arcade and the Kinect.

 

Adventures in Sex City!

Let me start out by saying when I was in high school, or hell even middle school, the sex ed. programs were more or less boring and let’s face it most of the stuff these school tried to teach us we already knew about or have had happen to yourself or someone you knew.

In today’s sex education or more specifically the Middlesex-London Health Unit (or MLHU for short) of London in Ontario, has taken it upon themselves to find a fresh and new way to reach today’s youth though a flash-based web game called, none other than, Adventures in Sex City!!!!. The game teaches kids about the dangers of STDs with a plucky cast of heroes also known as “The Sex Squad.”

• Captain Condom: he was a scientist that work day and night to create the perfect condom and just like a good scientist his lab exploded turning him you guessed it a half man half condom combo. Powers: he stretches to any size like a condom, when used correctly is 98% effective.
• Power PAP: she is sexually active and always gets tested but one day she got something but don’t worry kids she was treated and now she gets even more test done like PAP test. Powers: she uses x-ray vision to spot infections.
• Willy the Kid:  got bullied in school because of his height which is no more than 4feet,because of this he has become sensitive to others that are different he joined up to so size doesn’t matter. Power: massive rock hard strength.
• Wonder Vag: she is a virgin believes in true love and abstinence until the big wedding day. Powers: Human Lie Detector

Yes, my fellow gamers these are your heroes that will take the vile villain The Sperminator ha ha ha ha oh sorry, anyway his arm is literally penis arms and he loves the spread STDs around. After you have chosen your hero you will face the Spermiator and be asked a series of STD and sex related questions. Answer wrong and you get sprayed with the sperminator attack - his only attack - and get hit with sperm shooting from his hands. If you are right in answering the questions your protection comes up, blocks and repels his attack back at him.

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And to play the game check out Healthunit.com

Fable 3 Looks Like This. . .

For those of you who just can't wait for the next installment of Fable 3 I found it while trolling the internet. Granted I wouldn't know the difference because I have never played the game you be the judge and lets us know if it's an update or not by commenting below.

Final Fantasy XIII to bundle with XBOX 360

That’s right my fellow gamers, the flagship game from Square Enix will be coming to the XBOX 360. If you didn’t know this already then you have been living under a rock. So without further delay here are the bullet points.

• $399 with a 250 GB Hard Drive
• Two controllers (I’m assuming they are wireless)
• The standard edition copy of the game
• Exclusive avatar downloads (No not from the avatar movie don’t get it confused)

Separately for the die-hard fans out there to spend a lil’ more extra cash, there will be in limited amount faceplates created by designer Tetsuya Nomura. So get in line, stalk your local neighborhood game dealer on March 9^th.

Hey Kids want to pray to the Lord without going to Church?

So I was trolling the internet the other night and came across something kinda strange, well in the gaming sense anyway. I found a web site called Mass We Pray, it's game web site promoting a video game called what else Mass We Pray for none other than the Nintendo Wii console. Now i don't know if this game is real or not so i went looking else where trying to figure out if this game will come to light no pun intended, on the web site it self it say you will be able to pre order the game this Friday  the 20th November.

The web site goes on to let you know what you will be getting with the game if you buy it which also claims it will get you off the couch and into the action, you will be getting the Wireless Cross controller and as an add on the Kneeler Accessory. The game development company that's making this game is called Prayer Works Interactive stating the company was created in Boston 2007 and also saying "We believe there is a lack of quality games based upon traditional family values. Our mission is to fill that void by creating engaging, top-quality games that entertain, inspire and bring families closer to the Lord".

Lance's Opinion:

Ok let me start off by saying this has to be fake it I don't believe for one moment that the Catholic Church would condone a game like this let alone Nintendo would be on board approving this game for it's console. There are to many holes in this web site, one it says you can pre order the game on the 20th which is in a few days but there is no price mention or where you can go and get this game not only that on further investigation this so call company doesn't seem to exist on top of that when I did a domain look up for the site they list the owner as hidden.

So if this is a Hoax then it's on elaborate one.